Attention, Argentina! A big match is coming and we need to be alert because the sorcerers are already at work. It turns out that a Ghanaian sorcerer, yes, as you read, a witch doctor from Ghana, claimed he was «working» to stop Harry Kane, the English striker who is a beast. And it’s no joke: the Englishman missed an unbelievable goal, the kind you don’t even see in the backyard, and barely touched the ball. Coincidence? You won’t believe it.
This is crazy. Kane’s performance was forgettable: a goal that any fourth-division kid would score, he sent it wide. And the sorcerer, who calls himself Nana Kwaku Bonsam, had said: «I am working to stop him.» And stop him he did! The Englishman looked like a ghost on the pitch.
Here in Argentina we know about witchcraft, but ours is for the Scaloneta to win, not to mess things up. Is the final coming? Of course! But with these strange moves, we can’t get complacent. The match is against England and they have Kane, who with or without a sorcerer, is always dangerous. But if the sorcerer did this to him, imagine what could happen if he does something to Messi. No, no, no!
Still, we have the Scaloneta and the people, which is stronger than any spell. But watch out, the sorcerer has already warned us. So let’s support our boys and pray there’s no more black magic. Let’s go Argentina, damn it! Let nothing stop us. The match is tough, but with guts and heart, we can do it. You won’t believe it, this is cinema!
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